Events of This Thanksgiving
1. A theological conversation with my grandmothers.
2. My uncle acting out Feminine Mystique in charades
3. Arriving at CVS at 9:56pm (it closes at 10pm) and the lady is about to shut the door. She says”We’re closed.” I say “Please! I need tampons!” She says “Ok. You have one minute.” I sprint to get the tampons, pay for them and wish her a happy Thanksgiving.